This is not my ceiling
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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