and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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