D3 body, D1 cock
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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