I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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