Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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