I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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