so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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