Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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