Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize