Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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