All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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