My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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