We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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