My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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