i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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