Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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