where am i from again
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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