is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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