I wish i was in the wii world.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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