He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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