ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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