new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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