Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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