first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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