You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
