Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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