Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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