i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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