is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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