I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so let's talk penis.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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