I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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