were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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