She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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