I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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