i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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