I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I have post one night stand depression
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