Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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