i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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