This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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