Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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