Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Your topless pictures make me question reality
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Someone signed my nipple.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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