I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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