I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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