I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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