he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
