fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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