i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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