I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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