I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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