So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
try to milk me bitch
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