dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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