I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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