that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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