i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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