i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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