I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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