Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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